the shiny wall box thingy

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 20:39:38

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved
apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and
the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 21:52:33

i've heard this before, but it's still funny. haha

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 14-Sep-2006 4:57:44

haha. it's good